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Radio Free Milkman!

Last post by Aaron « Mon Apr 20, 2026 3:53 pm

by Aaron » Mon Apr 20, 2026 3:53 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and squirrels, it's your future president and benevolent overlord, The Milkman. And after long months, I have some...

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Last post by Aaron
Mon Apr 20, 2026 3:53 pm
Feds Attempt to Silence Me (Site Outage)

Last post by Aaron « Sun Apr 13, 2025 12:04 am

by Aaron » Sun Apr 13, 2025 12:04 am

Milk Children,

You may have notice that the site was down for 4 days or so. We've clearly fixed the problem. Those dirty feds tried to silence me...

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Last post by Aaron
Sun Apr 13, 2025 12:04 am
24/7 Livechat Support/Minecraft Fixed

Last post by Aaron « Sat Mar 29, 2025 11:13 am

by Aaron » Sat Mar 29, 2025 11:13 am

Hello, Milk Minions,

I'm happy to announce we've just added the Milkman Livechat feature to the site!

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This means all...

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Last post by Aaron
Sat Mar 29, 2025 11:13 am
Doxing FBI/Minecr. Server down

Last post by Aaron « Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:20 pm

by Aaron » Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:20 pm

Dear children,

The Minecraft Server is currently down, I'm sorry to inform you all. I suspect it has something to do with me doxing my FBI agent by...

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Last post by Aaron
Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:20 pm
WebApp & Radio Impr.

Last post by Aaron « Fri Mar 21, 2025 3:27 pm

by Aaron » Fri Mar 21, 2025 3:27 pm

Hello, Boys & Girls (Whoever reads these),

Your site admin homeboys are happy to tell you that the site's mobile WebApp for smartphones has been...

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Last post by Aaron
Fri Mar 21, 2025 3:27 pm
Incorrect Minecraft Server Status

Last post by Aaron « Fri Mar 07, 2025 2:44 am

by Aaron » Fri Mar 07, 2025 2:44 am

Hey y'all & こんばんは,

The Minecraft Server Status Indicator on the homepage is incorrectly saying that the Minecraft server is offline, when it is...

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Last post by Aaron
Fri Mar 07, 2025 2:44 am
New Milkman Radio Station Live!

Last post by Aaron « Wed Feb 26, 2025 6:50 am

by Aaron » Wed Feb 26, 2025 6:50 am

Ladies, and Gents,

I'm excited to announce that MilkmanExpress Radio, the site's brand new internet radio station, is now live!...

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Last post by Aaron
Wed Feb 26, 2025 6:50 am
🇯🇵Profile Country Flags Added🇺🇸

Last post by Aaron « Fri Feb 21, 2025 2:51 am

by Aaron » Fri Feb 21, 2025 2:51 am

Hey little boys and girls,

Uncle Aaron has been busy here learning Japanese and how to install linux and such, but I finally got back to working on...

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Last post by Aaron
Fri Feb 21, 2025 2:51 am
New Video/Voice Chatroom Feature

Last post by Aaron « Tue Feb 04, 2025 4:53 am

by Aaron » Tue Feb 04, 2025 4:53 am

Boys and Girls,

I may not be proud to announce that I stayed up 'til 4:30am working on the site...

However! Without a doubt, I AM proud to announce...

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Last post by Aaron
Tue Feb 04, 2025 4:53 am
Minecraft Hang Time Poll (Feb. 9-10)

Last post by Aaron « Mon Feb 03, 2025 3:27 pm

by Aaron » Mon Feb 03, 2025 3:27 pm

Boys and Girls,

This coming weekend, we'll be holding a hangout on the Minecraft server! Here is a poll to decide when you'd like/be available to...

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Last post by Aaron
Mon Feb 03, 2025 3:27 pm
Milkman AI! Coming Soon!

Last post by Aaron « Thu Jan 30, 2025 11:42 pm

by Aaron » Thu Jan 30, 2025 11:42 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls,

We are proud to announce that the singularity is upon us!

Our team of developers and admins are currently in...

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Last post by Aaron
Thu Jan 30, 2025 11:42 pm
日本語サポート追加/Japanese Language Support Added

Last post by Aaron « Sun Jan 19, 2025 9:47 pm

by Aaron » Sun Jan 19, 2025 9:47 pm

Hello, everyone, and こんにちは、...

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Last post by Aaron
Sun Jan 19, 2025 9:47 pm
Fixed Homescreen Icon

Last post by Aaron « Sat Jan 18, 2025 1:28 pm

by Aaron » Sat Jan 18, 2025 1:28 pm

It appears the add to homescreen icon for mobile devices is fixed now, to show the icon and name of the app. If this doesn't work for you, please let...

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Last post by Aaron
Sat Jan 18, 2025 1:28 pm
Official Site Minecraft Server Now Live

Last post by Aaron « Fri Jan 17, 2025 3:45 pm

by Aaron » Fri Jan 17, 2025 3:45 pm

Boys and Women,

I'm proud to announce the advent of the brand new official MilkmanExpress Minecraft Server! You can play and join now! Just use the...

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Last post by Aaron
Fri Jan 17, 2025 3:45 pm
Coming Soon: Site Minecraft Server

Last post by Aaron « Fri Jan 17, 2025 5:02 am

by Aaron » Fri Jan 17, 2025 5:02 am

Hello boys and girls,

Uncle Aaron stayed up way too late, took an old android tablet, did some tech wizardry, and turned it into a Minecraft server....

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Last post by Aaron
Fri Jan 17, 2025 5:02 am
Site Social Media Notifications Added

Last post by Aaron « Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:19 pm

by Aaron » Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:19 pm

Ladies and gents, boys and girls,

We now have push notifications enabled on the site! In other words, you can now get notifications on your device...

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Last post by Aaron
Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:19 pm
New Official URL/Domain Name

Last post by Aaron « Tue Jan 14, 2025 3:09 pm

by Aaron » Tue Jan 14, 2025 3:09 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls,

We finally have an official domain name! The site is now accessible simply from milkmanexpress.org ! Welcome...

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Last post by Aaron
Tue Jan 14, 2025 3:09 pm
Site Reset/Lost Data

Last post by Aaron « Tue Jan 14, 2025 1:35 pm

by Aaron » Tue Jan 14, 2025 1:35 pm

Hello, boys and girls,

Unfortunately, the site recently underwent a massive error (perhaps some data/file corruption of some kind when working on...

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Last post by Aaron
Tue Jan 14, 2025 1:35 pm

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