Milkman Express Meme Repo

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and squirrels, it's your future president and benevolent overlord, The Milkman. And after long months, I have some...

Milk Children,

You may have notice that the site was down for 4 days or so. We've clearly fixed the problem. Those dirty feds tried to silence me...

This article appears in the 4/4/2025 pressing of The Milkman Syndicate:

On this fine Friday, we say happy birthday to Dublin Boys bassist/vocalist...

Hello, Milk Minions,

I'm happy to announce we've just added the Milkman Livechat feature to the site!

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This means all...

When the bots trying to spam-register on the site accidentally auto generate a wild, unhinged username (if it's somehow not a bot, poor Anthony...)...

This article appears in the 3/23/2025 pressing of The Milkman Syndicate:

Caring for Sentient Garden Gnomes

Have you ever had the creeping...

Dear children,

The Minecraft Server is currently down, I'm sorry to inform you all. I suspect it has something to do with me doxing my FBI agent by...

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Hello, Boys & Girls (Whoever reads these),

Your site admin homeboys are happy to tell you that the site's mobile WebApp for smartphones has been...