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Milk Children,

You may have notice that the site was down for 4 days or so. We've clearly fixed the problem. Those dirty feds tried to silence me...

This article appears in the 4/4/2025 pressing of The Milkman Syndicate:

On this fine Friday, we say happy birthday to Dublin Boys bassist/vocalist...

Hello, Milk Minions,

I'm happy to announce we've just added the Milkman Livechat feature to the site!

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This means all...

When the bots trying to spam-register on the site accidentally auto generate a wild, unhinged username (if it's somehow not a bot, poor Anthony...)...

This article appears in the 3/23/2025 pressing of The Milkman Syndicate:

Caring for Sentient Garden Gnomes

Have you ever had the creeping...

Dear children,

The Minecraft Server is currently down, I'm sorry to inform you all. I suspect it has something to do with me doxing my FBI agent by...

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Hello, Boys & Girls (Whoever reads these),

Your site admin homeboys are happy to tell you that the site's mobile WebApp for smartphones has been...

In this edition of The Milkman Syndicate, to the surprise of fans the world over, acclaimed Celtic Rap sensation The Dublin Boys has reunited and...