Ladies and gentlemen, boys and squirrels, it's your future president and benevolent overlord, The Milkman. And after long months, I have some wonderful news. MilkmanExpress Radio is now available to any and every user of milkmanexpress.org, whether you have an account or not.
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- Mon Apr 20, 2026 3:53 pm
- Forum: Site Announcements
- Topic: Radio Free Milkman!
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- Sun Feb 15, 2026 11:24 am
- Forum: Memes/Links
- Topic: Happy Valentine's Day
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- Thu Jul 17, 2025 10:48 am
- Forum: Memes/Links
- Topic: Prepare for death by firing squad
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Re: Prepare for death by firing squad
Throwback to the time in middle school they got mad at students untucking their shirts underneath their hoodies and banned hoodies. I was freezing my rear off in history class, asking to put on a hoodie, even going the length to say "I WILL FREAKING TOOK IN MY HOODIE. PLEASE." And my power tripped ...
- Fri Jun 13, 2025 12:19 pm
- Forum: Memes/Links
- Topic: Mob Mentality
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- Fri May 16, 2025 9:44 am
- Forum: Memes/Links
- Topic: Did You Know Cats
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- Fri May 16, 2025 9:37 am
- Forum: Memes/Links
- Topic: Mario Essay
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- Sun May 11, 2025 2:39 pm
- Forum: Memes/Links
- Topic: A Gift to Washington
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- Views: 12594
- Thu Apr 24, 2025 2:02 am
- Forum: Memes/Links
- Topic: What's going on in there?
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- Views: 13707
- Thu Apr 17, 2025 1:40 am
- Forum: Memes/Links
- Topic: Every David Bowie Song
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- Sun Apr 13, 2025 12:04 am
- Forum: Site Announcements
- Topic: Feds Attempt to Silence Me (Site Outage)
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- Views: 64907
Feds Attempt to Silence Me (Site Outage)
Milk Children,
You may have notice that the site was down for 4 days or so. We've clearly fixed the problem. Those dirty feds tried to silence me and stifle my voice by shutting down my website. Not today, one world government! I am a sovereign citizen! I will not be silenced!
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You may have notice that the site was down for 4 days or so. We've clearly fixed the problem. Those dirty feds tried to silence me and stifle my voice by shutting down my website. Not today, one world government! I am a sovereign citizen! I will not be silenced!
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