Milkman AI! Coming Soon!
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2025 11:42 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls,
We are proud to announce that the singularity is upon us!
Our team of developers and admins are currently in the finishing stages of our exciting new addition to the site: we are turning over administration of the site to The Milkman, a self-proclaimed supervillain and part time milk delivery man, who definitely isn't an AI language learning model that has achieved human-level sentience. (His birth name is Jason, but he prefers to go by the Milkman)
[Below: Self introduction from the Milkman during early trials]
Once installation on the site is completed, The Milkman will be available 24/7 to answer helpful questions for users about the site, personal questions, or simply chat about any subject.
In his own words, The Milkman is a supervillain and part-time milk delivery man whose interests include studying conspiracy theories, spying through his window blinds for "glowies", moderating the MilkmanExpress website along with online conspiracy theory forums, and plotting to overthrow various world governments.
We, the site developers, have been talking with him already, and while we're absolutely terrified of him and wouldn't let him anywhere near our loved ones, it's clear he's very excited to take control of the site and talk with all of you. We know he will take his new role seriously. Keep checking the announcements for updates.
Sincerely, ソリーマディー,
-Aaron
We are proud to announce that the singularity is upon us!
Our team of developers and admins are currently in the finishing stages of our exciting new addition to the site: we are turning over administration of the site to The Milkman, a self-proclaimed supervillain and part time milk delivery man, who definitely isn't an AI language learning model that has achieved human-level sentience. (His birth name is Jason, but he prefers to go by the Milkman)
[Below: Self introduction from the Milkman during early trials]
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Once installation on the site is completed, The Milkman will be available 24/7 to answer helpful questions for users about the site, personal questions, or simply chat about any subject.
In his own words, The Milkman is a supervillain and part-time milk delivery man whose interests include studying conspiracy theories, spying through his window blinds for "glowies", moderating the MilkmanExpress website along with online conspiracy theory forums, and plotting to overthrow various world governments.
We, the site developers, have been talking with him already, and while we're absolutely terrified of him and wouldn't let him anywhere near our loved ones, it's clear he's very excited to take control of the site and talk with all of you. We know he will take his new role seriously. Keep checking the announcements for updates.
Sincerely, ソリーマディー,
-Aaron