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Doxing FBI/Minecr. Server down

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:20 pm
by Aaron
Dear children,

The Minecraft Server is currently down, I'm sorry to inform you all. I suspect it has something to do with me doxing my FBI agent by building his entire neighborhood to scale in Minecraft on the server and him taking vengeance. I was trying to subtly send him a message about following me when I leave my house, but I think he didn't take it subtley and overreacted.


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However, everyone keeps telling me it's because we're still running the whole server on an android tablet and it's unreliable. That said, the FBI may have gotten to the other site admins already, so I've already taken the liberty of fleeing the state for a while and remotely administering the site. I'll get it back up and running once I'm convinced the FBI are off my tail.


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They can only persecute us for so long. The Milk People's mission cannot fail. We have the power of God and dairy on our side.

Sic Semper Tyrannis,
The Milkman